I am completely dumbfounded. What in the world were the people behind this mess thinking? When the movie was over, Jaws: The Revenge left me with more questions than answers. Here's a laundry list of my questions:
1. How did a movie as good as Jaws spawn this junk?
2. Regardless of where the shark is in the ocean, how is it capable of knowing the moment a Brody sticks so much as a big toe into the water?
3. If you attributed your husband's and son's deaths to a great white shark, wouldn't you want to go to someplace like Oklahoma instead of the Bahamas?
4. Do all Bahamians slip in and out of their accents the way Mario Van Peebles does in Jaws: The Revenge?
5. Could they have possibly made the shark look any more fake?
6. Snails?
7. You mean that piece of welded together scrap metal was supposed to represent all that is good about the Bahamas?
8. Do sharks really jump out of the water like Shamu and roar like a lion?
9. What's more frightening - a great white shark or Ellen Brody's hair?
10. Is there a bigger acting whore on the planet than Michael Caine?
The best way to watch a movie like Jaws: The Revenge is with a group of friends. There's plenty here to make fun of.
1. How did a movie as good as Jaws spawn this junk?
2. Regardless of where the shark is in the ocean, how is it capable of knowing the moment a Brody sticks so much as a big toe into the water?
3. If you attributed your husband's and son's deaths to a great white shark, wouldn't you want to go to someplace like Oklahoma instead of the Bahamas?
4. Do all Bahamians slip in and out of their accents the way Mario Van Peebles does in Jaws: The Revenge?
5. Could they have possibly made the shark look any more fake?
6. Snails?
7. You mean that piece of welded together scrap metal was supposed to represent all that is good about the Bahamas?
8. Do sharks really jump out of the water like Shamu and roar like a lion?
9. What's more frightening - a great white shark or Ellen Brody's hair?
10. Is there a bigger acting whore on the planet than Michael Caine?
The best way to watch a movie like Jaws: The Revenge is with a group of friends. There's plenty here to make fun of.