Those were the words whispered to me by a friend in the theater, by far the most entertaining part of seeing this travesty. You can read 26 pages of other reviews, I don't need to elaborate. However, I must ask, am I the only one who thinks the opening credits feel like a 70's TV movie? The awful stills, the terrible music of a completely wrong mood, I feel like I'm about to see Roots! I remember the trailer was basically nothing but cuts from the wire-fu swordfights. A deceptive, but wise choice to mask the true horrible nature of this "film." Heck, the Disney one with Kiefer and the Sheenerator is far better, even with Chris O'Donnell shoved in. Avoid this and see Richard Lester's WONDERFUL 70's Musketeer flicks instead.
Review of The Musketeer
