Chris (Richard Pacheco) seeks out Madame Lau (A decidedly NON-Asian, pre- "The Grafenberg Spot" Annette Haven) for guidance in all things sexual. Lau speaks some psychoanalytical mumbo-jumbo, after cleaning Chris's pipes, naturally. And introduces him to his idea of a 'dream girl', who buffs his baloney, naturally. But she won't speak. For some reason Chris actually cares about that. Silly man. Then he goes on and on about "Behind the Green Door" (which having seen, I can tell you it's not worth going on and on about) When he said that he wished to be in Marilyn Chambers place, I had a look of sheer horror on my face because I thought he wanted to jerk off two guys as a black man had his way with him. And was relieved to find out it was with women. Anyways it goes on and on like this with various illusions created by this non-Asian sorceress. Not the best porn in the world BY FAR.
My Porn Grade: D
My Porn Grade: D