Review of Van Helsing

Van Helsing (2004)
2/10
I can't believe it!!!
17 December 2004
Warning: Spoilers
At first I was looking forward to this film. Me being a big horror fanatic so am slightly biased bare in mind. Halfway through I felt sick.

If I'm not mistaken - The Director of The Mummy done this. Figures. Three superb legends have been taken and distorted to a silly comical adventure. What the hell are they doing? Stupid CGI's make it look even more fake. Someone please bring back some classic horror films.

The only real good thing about this movie was the trailer and the Actor who played Dracula.

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As for Frankenstein. What is he, so friendly and wimpy being. I mean at the beginning He looked way powerful throwing stuff and then He's trembling like a coward while on the run. CRAP.

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PLEASE PEOPLE - DO NOT BUY THIS. YOUR MONEY COULD BE USED IN MORE PRODUCTIVE WAYS LIKE A WISHING WELL AND THEN MAKE A WISH THAT YOU NEVER SEE THIS TRASH.

My summary - While watched, I felt like I had been stamped on by Frankenstein, bitten in half by Wolfman and had all my blood sucked out of me by Dracula.
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