RECIPE FOR A ONE-SEASON SHOW:
5 December 2004
Ingredients:

17 stories which use cowardice as the prime component (Again and again the primary thread in Battlestar Galactica was "They're right behind us! Run, run!" Never a counteroffensive, never a strategic raid, or a grand offensive against an unprotected enemy planet).

Reuse lots of special effects, and assume the viewers will never notice.

Mix in heavy-handed morality tales.

Six quarts of Biblical & religious references.

Sift in cast of unknowns.

One big name from a Western series to attract the wrong kind of audience.

Mix at high speed with overtones of despair, and desperation, but do not allow hope to develop [this is important!].

Ten gallons of cost overruns for expensive flavor.

DO NOT USE REAL SCIENCE IN STORIES (viewers are stupid, they'll never know the difference).

Garnish with lots of hype.

Serve cold.
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