They were right! This movie is so bad I had to question whether or not gay subliminal messages were being pumped into my brain. I thought it couldn't get worse after the obstreperously gay gentleman with a pink scarf and the big gay rocket launcher flamed up a whole jeep, but I was wrong. This jeep is a metaphor representing the rugged alpha male being taken by the big flamer with a big flaming gun, a metaphor for his flaming tallywacker. Andrew Sullivan was not nearly as gay as this film. I'm sorry I have to say this, I'm just telling it like it is. I hope I can save people from the terrible misfortune of watching the crazy pink scarf, leather clad, peterpuffing, Andrew Sullivan wannabe kill strapping straight men. This movie finally proves gay people do have a choice, to not look bad in movies! But seriously, this movie could not be a more blatant insult to gay people, it makes this review seem like a Sir Elton John album.
Review of Cold Harvest
