Ouch. Marisa Tomei and Heather Graham have fallen far, although I have to hand it to them for trying something new. Much like the plot's premise, this movie is a plastic facade trying to sell itself as something it isn't; humorous and thought provoking. Could've been better if Marisa and/or Heather had shown a little more skin, and if I hear that damned "Aja, Aja" theme song one more time, I swear I'll end it all.