Were we disappointed. We were expecting the story to be the long version of the brief Scorpion King description presented in the second Mummy movie and instead we were served typical bad Hollywood prehistoric tripe.
Very difficult to take serious or even light-heartedly and the only reason we watched it to the end was because there was plenty of material to at which joke and poke fun.
Look, why oh why is it that whenever Hollywood wants to show some sort of pre-technological society there is a rope bridge in there somewhere? Well Scorpion King has one and it goes NOWHERE! That's right folks, to create the 'ancient mood' the makers of this film made a rope bridge that only crosses the street, but hey, it sure gives you that 'out of the can' primitive feel.
I'd be real upset if I paid to watch this in the theater.
Very difficult to take serious or even light-heartedly and the only reason we watched it to the end was because there was plenty of material to at which joke and poke fun.
Look, why oh why is it that whenever Hollywood wants to show some sort of pre-technological society there is a rope bridge in there somewhere? Well Scorpion King has one and it goes NOWHERE! That's right folks, to create the 'ancient mood' the makers of this film made a rope bridge that only crosses the street, but hey, it sure gives you that 'out of the can' primitive feel.
I'd be real upset if I paid to watch this in the theater.