For over an hour this movie extends its middle finger to the audience in every way possible. The waste of money making this will be only matched by the waste of money spent watching this. This isn't a bad movie - bad movies are made by the likes of Adam Sandler and David Spade. This is a new breed of movie - so bad, so atrocious, so needlessly loud, so offensive and so grotesquely a vigorously insulting parody of what a movie can be that it could have only have been made by a person who hates and despises both the audience and the whole experience of going to the movies. This is the sort of movie that makes Elizabeth Berkley weep tears of relief; no-one will ever, in his wildest dreams, think of "Showgirls" as the worst movie in the world any more. And Warren Beatty must be on his knees thanking God that "Town and Country" will attract no attention for being a terrible steaming heap of a movie, not while this baby's in town. Make no mistake; to call this movie a dog is an insult to the ugliest, most vicious, rabid, smelly, incontinent and lice-ridden canine on this planet.
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She drops the big diamond in the ocean at the end. So there.
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She drops the big diamond in the ocean at the end. So there.