Review of Soultaker

Soultaker (1990)
1/10
TAKE MY FRIGGIN' SOUL ALREADY!
12 June 2000
Any thing to get me the heck away from this piece of poo poo. O.k., I understand the version shown on MST3K, was hacked like sushi, for comic purposes, I also understand the FACT, that (weird) people believe this started a genre, but what is so STINKIN' great about watching Joe Estevez's butt ugly self for two hours. The writing was obviously written greedily so our dear "friend" Vivian (is that her name), could be on the screen for so long. AND GOD ALMIGHTY DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE SCRIPT. I have an idea on how to make a better film! Let's get my black and white camera, that can only record fifteen minutes at a time, and put it in my bathroom! It would be a lot more entertaining than this.
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