Lady Avenger (1988)
One of the worst movies I saw in the 1980s.
5 July 2002
Warning: Spoilers
I went to see this as a supporting feature for "A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master" - there was no danger of the main feature being outclassed.

This revenge picture - one of many in that decade - was hopeless all the way to the climax, one of two things I've always remembered about it:

***SPOILER ALERT (IF ANYONE CAN'T GUESS HOW IT ENDS ANYWAY)***

"There are two kinds of people in this world - f***ers and the f***ed," says our heroine to the villain in the climax, "and right now you're about to be f***ed!" (Cue slow-motion shot of her drawing a gun and plugging him)

***END OF SPOILER ALERT***

The other was Michelle Bauer's striptease (billed as McClellan here) in a front room to an unseen man, who she then proceeds to give oral pleasure too (offscreen, of course). Bauer in the buff is the one good bit in the entire movie - which is still one more good bit than "The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking" - but rather annoyingly, this scene was censored on a video copy I later saw (it cut to the next scene just as Annalee (Bauer's character) started to undress). Thanks a LOT, guys...
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