2/10
Only for Linnea.
20 May 2003
Warning: Spoilers
This was made by people looking to be in the business. It's the same as a student film. The knowledge of what it takes to create high art or even a popcorn flick isn't here. The most interesting thing about this movie is Linnea Quigley. Watching her always brings up the question: could she be a true actress in better movies? Honestly she delivers her lines with a fine sense of comedy. She wouldn't be as popular in these movies if she didn't. She shows that she can sing and dance in this as well. She should at least have the same chance as Britney Spears or Jennifer Lopez. The one thing that you can count on in a Linnea Quigley movie is that you know it will not be very good. It gives her the chance to surprise. Linnea keeps her clothes on (mostly)! Of course this does not change the fact that this movie is dull, a cheap Indiana Jones type adventure. Watch it for Linnea Quigley, or for a little manic Don Calfa, and definitely because it may be the only movie where a man takes a sword up his butt. It could be your only chance.
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