This MUST have been the inspiration behind the McBain character on the Simpsons. If you're into really dumb, cheezy machismo, then buckle up for this one (which closely rivals Schwarzenegger's "Commando" for sheer violent macho lameness). I don't think I've laughed so hard in the first ten minutes of a movie, ever, but I went into the movie knowing it was going to be gawdawful, and this movie did not disappoint in this regard. Grab a beer, put on your bad-to-the-bone sunglasses, and absorb this beauty.
