1/10
How long was that movie, fifteen years?
12 August 2004
Warning: Spoilers
*SPOILERS AHEAD*

Oh man, oh man, oh MAN, words cannot capture the misery it is to sit through the movie that is the (not so) Wild World of Batwoman. It shows us what it's going to be like in the first couple of minutes when we see that the crime fighters of tomorrow Batwoman is training, her "batgirls," witness a mugging turn into a murder and don't lift a finger to stop it. And we see how tight the script is when that murder has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the movie. And later we see that they really cared about great special effects when they stole footage from The Mole People and painted the buttons and dials on the villain's evil machinery.

All I can say is that I found Mike's popcorn on the MST3K version to be much more interesting than Batwoman and her not very Wild World as well. The sad thing is the movie almost seems to know its as bad as it is, because nearly every other scene has a bunch of babes in tight clothing or bathing suits. It's like it's trying to say to us, "Yeah the acting stinks and the plotting is non-existent, but come on! You're looking at a bunch of babes in bikinis, what's there to complain about?" Without Mike and the Bots' comments providing a safety buffer, you should never, ever watch this movie.
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