Chibi Riza Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

This is like soaking in scolding hot water!

[29 April 2000]

OH my god!This is a bad Christmas movie.It is just plain bad,that "Worst movie Ever" just doesn't explain it.All the characters annoy me so dearly,especially Santa Claus and Dropo.Oh,and I abhore those jokes Santa tells,as Crow said "This is a funny as a train-wreck!"

Unless desperate,do NOT watch this movie on AMC!

MST3K is the way!