"We'll be alright, as long as we stick together." Lionsgate has revealed a bad trailer for a PG-rated action adventure fantasy movie called Guardians of Time, formerly known as just The Guardian of Time. Apparently one wasn't enough, so they rethought it and decided to go with "Guardians" instead. One day, in the family manor, four cousins discover a passage leading to a mysterious world. Trapped in this unearthed land, the Kingdom of Keoherus, they must confront the Guardian of Time, face dark forces and beasts to hopefully get back home. This sounds a lot like a The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe rip-off, with kids escaping to another realm where they have to figure out how to get back safely. It's another "must solve puzzles" movie and is going direct-to-vod directly, which is a clear sign this is junk and they know it. This one stars Samantha Ryan,...
- 8/10/2022
- by Alex Billington
- firstshowing.net
"Please... this is a serious mission!" Lionsgate has released an official trailer for an Ace Entertainment Films production called C.I.Ape and if that title isn't cringe enough, just wait until you see the footage. I didn't know they still made trash like this nowadays. It's as if they paid to use the CGI model of the chimpanzee from the recent Planet of the Apes movie, but didn't pay the VFX artists to make him look any good. In the world of espionage, some missions require an agent with a unique set of skills, possessing not just bravery but an ability to melt even the most villanious heart. This is a job for C.I.Ape! Oh no. C.I.Ape stars Sophia Alongi, Skip Schwink, Madelyn Kientz, Leah N.H. Philpott, and Scott Anthony Gould as the voice of Sam. Thankfully watching the trailer is free, but please don't give any of your money to this abomination.
- 8/9/2021
- by Alex Billington
- firstshowing.net
Stars: Jackson Trent, Anna Fagan, Donny Ness, Clayton Stocker Myers, Lauren Shaye, Skip Schwink, Bob Olin, Emily Classen, Nolan Weis, Dom Dimercurio | Written by Harrison Demchick | Directed by Joshua Land
I love a good Bigfoot movie and there’s nowhere near enough of them. Most recently Willow Creek and even more so, Exists have been really entertaining Bigfoot movies. But Ape Canyon isn’t like those movies at all really and genre fans looking for a scary or action-packed-style film will be disappointed. Ape Canyon does offer much more though.
Ape Canyon follows Cal Piker and his sister as they embark on an adventure to see Bigfoot. Cal is on the verge of implosion, the viewer left to find out why, and his love of Bigfoot means he believes this will be a good distraction. He needs somebody with him though and his sister, who has always been there for him,...
I love a good Bigfoot movie and there’s nowhere near enough of them. Most recently Willow Creek and even more so, Exists have been really entertaining Bigfoot movies. But Ape Canyon isn’t like those movies at all really and genre fans looking for a scary or action-packed-style film will be disappointed. Ape Canyon does offer much more though.
Ape Canyon follows Cal Piker and his sister as they embark on an adventure to see Bigfoot. Cal is on the verge of implosion, the viewer left to find out why, and his love of Bigfoot means he believes this will be a good distraction. He needs somebody with him though and his sister, who has always been there for him,...
- 4/20/2021
- by Alain Elliott
- Nerdly
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