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Almighty Thor (2011)
Napoleon Dynamite with a six pack
Well.. Almighty Thor... This is the most dumbest attempt of a super hero movie I've ever seen. It's a sad sad pile of horse pooh, but at least It's still -funny- bad. The general though that came up was Napoleon Dynamite on steroids vs. a goth with a serious skin infection. What was Richard Grieco thinking while shooting this? Sure, he's no A-lister but this must have been a painful experience. Everything is wrong here. Special Effects suck. The monsters, jet planes, everything looks like a pre-pre-render. When LA supposed to be in ashes, all I saw was apartment buildings with lame smoke rendering and no damage at all. Thor and Jax pinned on a building wall, from far away apparently should look like gingerbread men. And the fighting scenes are the dumbest ever.. Cody Deal can't even act enough to suppress the stupid grin on his face as he charges to hit Loki. This guy is bad-bad.
The final battle and death scene of Loki, sorry I spoiled it for you, is like looking at two 8 year kids playing on a street corner.
How lazy can you be to deliver something like this as a director or writer. Everybody with a little bit of understanding of the theme and a slight interest in the subject or films in general will make a better movie. Then why can't the 'creative team' of this mess? How do these people get money to produce this and why does SyFy invest in it, and subsequently air this and many other crap productions. These people should be out of a &^*&^* job! Producers and executive producers need to be held accountable as well.
The Troma movies, sincerely, are better movies than this.
Gotta Kick It Up! (2002)
So bad it hurts
This TV-flick is going down in my book as the baddest "thing" I have ever seen. First of: The story. There is none. I don't see any story in the fact that start a dance team en no hurdles of any significance are thrown in their way; so what's the point of this movie? Two: The dialog and directing are painfully bad. The director of this flick haven't been in or around a school for about 40 years or something. All the kids here are annoying posers who dance in class and be cool. We, at my school would call 'em Fame wannabee dorks. Anyway: far remote from cool, that's for sure. after 5 sec. in into the movie I knew the unfolding laughable excuse of a "plot". It's a big pile of Pooh. Normally a bad movie makes me laugh at it, now it irritated me so much I had to tell you guys.