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Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)
this is a terrible movie no one should see this is a money laundering scheme do not watch do not buy the DVD
i only gave 2 stars because of the stellar Tim Burton visuals but otherwise this is an obvious scam from the Malaysian government and it is not worth watching ever for any reason. good bye and good day my good sirs with good taste in films better than this.
this is a bad film worse than if you went to the flea market where all they sell is Mexican bootlegs or if you went to the amusement park and you were the worst of the customers because you only went on the kiddie rides and you did not pay. just like if you paid the Mexican guy at the flea market for his Mexican bootlegs instead of stealing them. i am truly sorry for your loss.
Stuck in the Middle (2016)
It wouldn't even be that bad if it wasn't so bland.
My younger brother is addicted to this show and the reason why will forever remain a mystery. Whoever is writing this show clearly has no idea how children act. It has some of the laziest, clichéd and unfunny writing I have ever seen. I would go into more detail, but there is literally nothing to talk about. It is that bland.
There is nothing about this show that is even remotely memorable or appealing, and I have no idea why it is even on the air. It isn't necessary or wanted, and from the looks of it, a lot of other reviewers on this site feel the same way I do. Don't waste your time with it, even Disney Channel has so much more to offer.
Foodfight! (2012)
Foodfight giveth, and Foodfight taketh away.
Foodfight is, in short, a phenomenal film. It is a beauty to behold for the mind, the ears, and the eye. It is both an original and a clever homage to some of history's greatest films. It is a pioneering achievement in the art of animation, one that shall never be surpassed. This film will draw you in, and it will touch you. It will make you feel a powerful range of emotions which you have never felt before. You will laugh, and you will cry. You will rage, and you will fear. You will be sick to your stomach. You will ultimately feel a satisfaction unmatched by that which you have already experienced.
Foodfight is more than just a movie. It's a personal experience. The characters were realistic and beautifully written. I felt like I knew them. Nay; I KNEW them. While I was watching the film, I considered them my closest friends. Their struggles, although foreign, were also relatable. As I watched them overcome their fears and their prejudices in order to save the day, they taught me that I, too, could be the hero. It made me rethink everything I thought I knew about society, heroism, and morality.
This movie is truly a miracle. It cured my cancer, fed my starving children, and brought my grandmother back to life. Larry Kasanoff (the wonderful director of this film) is more than a filmmaker. He is a PROPHET. Mere words cannot express how thankful I am for the existence of his masterpiece. Thanks to Kasanoff, we finally have an answer to the age-old question. God is real, and He is Foodfight.
∞/10 stars.