Foodfight! (2012)Dex, a superdog sleuth, is the law of the land when the world's most recognized brands take on the forces of evil and the devilish Brand X. Director:Lawrence Kasanoff |
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Foodfight! (2012)Dex, a superdog sleuth, is the law of the land when the world's most recognized brands take on the forces of evil and the devilish Brand X. Director:Lawrence Kasanoff |
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| Charlie Sheen | ... |
Dex Dogtective
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| Hilary Duff | ... |
Sunshine Goodness
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| Haylie Duff | ... |
Sweet Cakes
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| Eva Longoria | ... |
Lady X
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| Christopher Lloyd | ... |
Mr. Clipboard
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| Chris Kattan | ... |
Polar Penguin
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| Wayne Brady | ... |
Daredevil Dan
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| Greg Ellis | ... |
Hairy Hold
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| Martin Klebba | ... |
General X /
Kaptain Krispy
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| Daniel Franzese | ... |
Twinkleton
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| Adam Hunter | ... | ||
| Harvey Fierstein | ... |
Fat Cat Burglar
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| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Aliane Baquerot | ... | ||
| Daniel Bernhardt | ... |
Additional Voices
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| Erik Betts | ... | ||
Dex, a superdog sleuth, is the law of the land when the world's most recognized brands take on the forces of evil and the devilish Brand X.
Appalling, awful, tasteless and unfunny. CGI worse than a 1995 video game, combined with stunningly inappropriate and crass double-entendres make this an experience painful both to the eyes and the brain. Nazi- themed products take over a supermarket, complete with Eva Longoria's female Hitler character switching outfits between stripper schoolgirl and fetish Nazi. "One brand, one market" she shrieks to the minions gathered at a huge rally. Just vile.
I'm all for a bit of a bit of tasteless comedy, but it's got to be at least a little bit funny. And, please, not crass Nazism and innuendo in a movie aimed at 5 year olds. Oh, and even my kids thought it was lame. I hope the 'stars' got paid well - they should be doing pro-bono work for the next 5 years to make up for it.
Genuinely the worst movie I have seen in the last 10 years - avoid at all costs.