abbiejarrett Reviews

Men (2022)

I had such high hopes

[4/10 · 9 July 2022]

All the things I'd seen and read about this film I was so excited but omg what a snooze fest it is such a slow burn just sooooooo boring I can't think of anything to say about it.

Pet Sematary (1989)

More heartbreak than horror

[7/10 · 28 June 2022]

I've Always loved this film I've seen it many times I found as a teen it was creepy but now viewing as an adult now I just find it so sad and upsetting. The grief of the family and seeing the little boys body just tugs at my heart strings. Sometimes dead is better.

Dashcam (I) (2021)

Never hoped so much for a character to die

[4/10 · 23 June 2022]

The lead character is the most annoying, rude, obnoxious thing I've ever seen or heard she's just a knob head I only continued to watch in the hope that I could watch her die.

The Craigslist Killer (2011 TV Movie)

Boring hallmark style horror

[3/10 · 6 June 2022]

The whole feel of the movie doesn't match the story at all like some hallmark Christmas fall in love with the obvious character movie. It's a slow burn very boring. An excellent story that should of been told by someone else.

Don't Look Up (2021)

It's really not that witty or clever

[3/10 · 3 January 2022]

Yes I get that the meteor is actually a metaphor for bla bla and that all the good reviewers think that all bad reviewers just didn't get it, we get it it's just actually not that good. It's literally the plot to Armageddon but funny but actually not funny. It tries so hard to have clever humour but it's all so far off the only funny thing is Jonah Hill and the ending was hugely disappointing if I'd of known that was how it would end I certainly wouldn't of bothered. It only has the high rating coz of the excellent star studded cast it has.

Halloween Kills (2021)

surprised at how much I liked it

[7/10 · 15 October 2021]

I was prepared to not like this as there's been to many now and they should probably leave this alone now but actually i quite enjoyed it and the deaths were pretty good to. It actually made sense how the story continued and not like they were def trying to make another story out of it but I do feel it should def come to an end now tho but we know it's not.

I Know What You Did Last Summer (2021)

Aimed at the wrong generation

[3/10 · 15 October 2021]

Considering this is based on a horror film that came out in 1997 most of its fan base are in their 30s atleast, yet it's aimed at teenagers. I was super excited to watch this having been a huge fan of the movies as a teen but it was a huge let down the shallow characters and their teenage dramas were not appealing to me at all and that's the parts I could actually see as the screen was so dark 90% of the time it was hard to make out what was going on.

The Accident (2019)

Where was everyone's grief

[3/10 · 29 September 2021]

Exciting start then a very slow burn. It has Odd portrayal of grief in this mini series. From the watching the building collapse where there is minimal reaction to the line she's dead up to everyone skipping straight to needed to find compensation no one seems to be sad. There's a a lot of emotional and physical domestic abuse which seems to be down so casually and she accepts it and even says she loves him for it ?? Not handled well any of it.

Malignant (I) (2021)

Some laughable moments. Is this the matrix !!

[4/10 · 25 September 2021]

I actually don't know if I enjoyed this or not. I love gore movie and this has lots so points for that and the concept is pretty good but the delivery is very cheesy more of a dark comedy. The whole prison scene was more like something out of the matrix and the quality of the CGI wasn't great at that part either I have complete mixed feelings but I wouldn't watch it again that's for sure.

Brand New Cherry Flavor (2021– )

Kittens !! This is weird

[3/10 · 23 September 2021]

I found this kind of hrs to make sense of and live some weird horror but it's so random and senseless I mentally checked out the minute she threw up a kitten !!

Don't Hang Up (2016)

Never wanted the killer to win so much before

[5/10 · 28 August 2021]

I was so annoyed with these boys in the first 2 mins of this film I really wanted them to get what was coming to them. A lesson to all prank callers.

The Last Horror Movie (2003)

For real horror fans

[8/10 · 23 July 2021]

I've seen it all the good bad and the really bad I really enjoy the concept of this movie and it really does question all the things we as horror fans do actually think. You'll find your self saying yes I was thinking that that's true, maybe it's just me yes it's low budget but for me that makes it seem more realistic.

The Revenge of Robert the Doll (2018)

Robert the doll without Robert and the horror

[2/10 · 17 May 2021]

My title says it all no horror no Robert as and avid horror fan il watch anything even the crap and I love the crap. But this is just nothing here a nothing to say.

Spiral (2021)

1 he in nothings happening and not a single trap

[5/10 · 16 May 2021]

If your expecting saw you'll be disappointed I don't really understand all these 10s. It is very slow start just building character storylines really no horror AT ALL. If you consider it a movie on its own it's ok but as part of the saw franchise which I'm a huge fan of it makes no sense.

Guinea Pig 2: Flower of Flesh and Blood (1985 Video)

Is it torture if she can't feel it ?!

[5/10 · 21 April 2021]

This is a Bucket list movie any true horror fan has to watch it. The gore is pretty good all tho the added sound affects make it a bit silly and some of the skin looks really fake. Not sure how anyone would of thought this is actually real.

The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)

Absolutely disgusting and cheap.. I love it

[8/10 · 15 November 2020]

I feel like the bad reviews are from people that probably shouldn't of even been watching this movie in the first place I love horror and Particularly gore so it would be like my trying to rate high school musical of course I'm going to give it a low rating so it is not my place to review it. Although this movie doesn't actually show a lot of the gore the suggestion of it is enough. The concept is awesome and disturbing whoever came up with it is a mental genius. The budget is low and the acting ain't great but I don't care I live this film and the others

The Craft: Legacy (2020)

Not a patch on the first

[3/10 · 6 November 2020]

Having grown up the The craft it was one of my favourite movies so I was super excited to see what they would do with this one. I was very disappointed hardly any magic, no drama, not much of a story not even any development on the characters accept the main character and even that is really weak. Huge let down

Encino Man (1992)

wheezing the juice

[10/10 · 26 July 2020]

I loved this movie From the minute I saw Pauly Shores first scene. He's got so many funny lines and created a brilliant character full of one liners that I try regularly to use in my daily life lol. Brendan Fraser also such a great roll so funny

Brahms: The Boy II (2020)

Just not exciting at all

[3/10 · 17 July 2020]

Nothing really happens I need more drama more peaks this film was so lacking I think the only scary thing about this film is the way his bedroom is decorated I mean I couldn't sleep in there

The Hunt (II) (2020)

Is it a horror or a comedy who knows

[8/10 · 22 May 2020]

I have no idea if I'm meant to take this seriously or not all I know is I enjoyed it. The people Who you'd expect to be the lead characters die in the first 10 mins so there really is no rules

The Midnight Meat Train (2008)

Totally on the fence great gore rubbish conclusion

[5/10 · 22 February 2020]

I'm so undecided as to wether this is a good movie or not I liked the concept and I really enjoyed the gore and the totally over used gallons of blood but I was hoping the meat was being used to sell to unsuspecting Americans and I'd of like to of seen some of that consumption but no the train stops at the end of the line where a lot of aliens or monsters or mutated somethings board and eat the meat instead ruined for me I like it when my horrors movies to be somewhat believable this took it to a silly place for me

Terrifier (2016)

Freaking awesome

[9/10 · 6 February 2020]

I love all horror even the bad horror but this is a gory awesome master piece. such a creepy character so intensely insane I don't understand how it's not appreciated. Ignore these comments only those that don't enjoy horror don't like this film

Mother! (2017)

What the actual.. I can't even....I'm so confused

[2/10 · 16 January 2020]

Bizarre drivel no idea what happened really then they snap a baby's neck and eat him so I was out

They Look Like People (2015)

What the actual f !!!

[2/10 · 4 January 2020]

I have no idea at all what happened (insert shrugging emoji) I mean he's crazy we know that much but then nothing happens what's with the chair scene I just don't know. Someone die already just give it some excitement. I love all horror the good, the bad, the ugly this was just confusing and uninteresting

Mom and Dad (2017)

A lot of annoying faces and Susan scrim Nicolas Cage

[3/10 · 25 December 2019]

Parents want to kill kids, they try, they don't manage to, but they still want to, end film

Oh and Nicolas Cage makes for more of an annoying character than he usually does