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Troll 2 (1990)
I love this movie
Wow, were do I begin on a movie that features the worst acting, worst plot, and the most atroshis directing. Don't get me wrong this movie is top notch entertainment and one of my top 10 movies ever, but, for starters there are no trolls in this movie. I am going to take you way back to late September of 1993, I was bored and flipping through the channels and HBO had a movie that was about to start and it was none other than Troll 2. The first time I watched it I couldn't comprehend all the amazing humor or terrible acting that was going on. Then in March of 2000, my buddy{who is just as obsessed with cheesy horror movies especially Troll 2}and I watched it again and we fell in love with this pathetic movie. There are many humurous parts to this classic, I will name a few terrific qoutes "Dance my children, Dance and eat,eat" "Symbol of original sin" "He was one of us and you KILLED EEM, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN" That part always cracks me up because Mr. waits never even touched the preacher goblin.I give this movie an 11.
Hack-O-Lantern (1988)
the power is the blood.
This is the best cheezy 80's horror film ever made. Jag mundrah is a directing prodigy, HY Pyke is a hollywood A-lister, and gregory scott cummins has a creepy, unusaully thick mid-section. tommy drindle has one line in this movie that is very oscar worthy, when he grabs veras boyfriend, Brian and says "NEXT TIME YOU'RE DEAD!!!" And you cant forget about Roger Drindle and his ridiculous comic relief that is not even funny.My favorite line from Grandpa is "Tommy was never yaws, he belongs to sumthin' greater than you could ever imagine." And what about D.C. lacroix, that stupid cliche' metal band with the hit single "Devil's Son." Also Tommys fat pig disgusting girlfriend, Norah Bennington, I loved it when she got the pitchfork in her fat, new-wave hairdo.Does anyone remember the party comedian that looks just like Howie Mandel, man I bet that scene jump-started his Hollywood career. I have a question for anyone, is there really a pop-punk-new-wave band called the Mercanaries?