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Gabriel Dotson
Reviews
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Gross out comedy tooken to the extreme.
Sometimes I ask myself, why is this guy makin cause, all he's doing is out of his way stuff just to make you churn in disgust. Tom Green is playing himself who works in a cheese sandwich factory but, wants something better in life. At that he still lives with his parents. Of course he's driving them crazy. No story here at all. You'll find out how the movie got it's title which I felt made any kind of sense at all. This is not a movie really not to be really takin' seriously or for tryin' to spot out comedic and non-comedic moments. It's basically an all in fun movie.
Jurassic Park III (2001)
A Must See!
After deceiving couple intices the great doc played by Sam Neill to an offer of giving them a tour of dinosaur island he refuses but, his heights are broadend by a blank check. Of course thiers always a nut willing to go to the limits especially the lovers played by William H. Macy and Tea Leoni. They can't resist to wanting to see the dinos close up and personal of course, thier true intentions are to find their son whom some how found his way on the island. I really enjoyed this one. Alot of dino chases prey (or humans) scenes. A definate recommendation.
Bug Buster (1998)
Can't get much worse than this. Cant it?
Giant bug's infest a small town and it's up to the exterminator to rid the town of this infestation nightmare. A few gross moments but, nothing else here. The plot is extra thin and the characters seem like complete airheads.
Showdown (1993)
Made for cable movie
Although not one of Billy Blanks most superb martial arts films I put that all aside and say it's a decent tough guy film. Billy Blanks plays a cop turned lonely janitor whom by coincidence runs into a new student who is terrorized by a madman cause, he can't stop talkin' to his girlfriend. Some of the plot made no sense to me because, Blanks literally turned this wimp into a modern Bruce Lee overnight. Everything happens too fast. See it for yourself and you'll see what I mean.
Future Force (1989)
one of those cheesy action packed non-sense films
It's about an arrogant cop played by "David Carridine" whom protects a female reporter who knows too much. For that a ransom death sentence (or a bounty) has been put out on her life. It's the typical shoot 'em up and save the girl type of films.