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Yella (2007)
Falling asleep... so boring
We can forgive wooden dialog, flat characters, and all manner of implausibilities, just so long as the story's a good one. But this film looks like a draft from a bad and very boring TV show: a bunch of scarcely-related, independently developed thematic elements are sliced, diced, and shuffled together into a melange of ideas precariously balanced on the teetering bones of a half-baked story. Pacing and sequencing is clumsy and amateurish. I made it through about one hour and I only got that far because I thought it HAD to get better - it just couldn't be this lousy and boring. It did not get better at all. I kept thinking, "How much longer can this pseudo-artistic film go on?"
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006)
Man, this movie sucks
I'm already frustrated because the rating system only only goes down to 1 instead of -10. Because Tom Tykwer has done it again! He has managed to make a completely god-awful movie, and has caused to me lose respect for the "actors" in this filth. Granted the only one that had my respect was Dustin... well, not anymore. There are actually ignorant people that LIKE this crap, and it's sad, because anyone who rates this more than a 1 is probably some 15-year-old kid who got off on the "orgy scene". The only reason why Tykwer is still allowed to make films is because ignorant movie goers and the few fans he has defend him to the death! He is horrible and he should be barred from ever touching a camera again.