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The Uninvited (2009)
Formulaic & predictable
A by-the-numbers thriller that isn't very thrilling and the "twist" is obvious from the opening scene. Entertaining enough if you've got a couple hours to kill.
Pit Stop (2013)
nothing happens and then it ends
Plodding and dull. Just when the movie begins to gain momentum and an actual story begins, the credits roll. The film feels like a prequel or a prologue to the intended movie.
Minority Report (2002)
Rewatched....
This movie is SO FULL of cliche tropes...scifi, thriller, name a category. I groaned every 30 seconds during the rewatch.
What a terrible GD movie.
Hard pass.
Minority Report (2002)
Rewatched....
This movie is SO FULL of cliche tropes...scifi, thriller, name a category. I groaned every 30 seconds during the rewatch.
What a terrible GD movie.
Hard pass.
Lights Out (2016)
Not bad, but not great
The premise had possibilities, but the execution was sub-par. The characters were flat, with no real development or motivation, save the typical horror movie tropes.
It wasn't a bad film to watch, but could have been so much better, giving a real reason. To be afraid of the dark.
Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds (2006)
If you can stomach the out of place nudity, the movie is hysterical
Eating Out 2 maintained the off-the-wall dialogue and ridiculous characters that made it's predecessor hilarious. However, the near-constant semi-nudity was a significant detraction to the film, with some scenes approaching soft-core cable pornography. My straight friends were visibly uncomfortable during several scenes and even my gay friends could have done with less nipple biting and stomach licking. That said, there were several fantastic comedic moments in the film and, unlike other raucous comedies (think of the "American Pie" series) there was no endless parade of fart jokes and tired one-liners. Overall, it was a fun movie to watch, but probably should be one to catch on DVD so as to utilize the "fast forward" button.