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Homeland: alt.truth (2017)
*Spoiler Alert*
This season is a crazed political fever dream. The Israelis are the bad guys, the Iranians aren't cheating on the nuclear deal and Dar is the evil puppet master who frames a guy for terrorism, sets off a bomb in New York, has an FBI agent murdered, has Carrie's child taken away, then sends the assassin to kill Astrid and Quinn. All the while he is trying to start a war. Oh yeah, in the previous episode it was alluded to that Dar sexually took advantage of Quinn when he was "young". What's next? Does Dar tie Carrie to the railroad tracks? Does he sacrifice an infant to Satan and drink it's blood? Maybe it will be revealed that he was in the grassy knoll and shot JFK.
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Annoying and Irritating
Dear God in heaven, how did this piece of crap get the green light? I have seen a lot of movies in my 36 years. Only two were so bad that I felt sick after watching them, House of 1000 Corpses and Napoleon Dynamite. I wish that I could get the time that I wasted on these movies back. As bad as Nap was it did have the cow scene that made me laugh. THERE WAS NOTHING good about House of 1000 Corpses at all. Napoleon made me feel angry when I looked at his stupid face. I wanted him dead in that movie. I hoped for the trench coat mafia to come in and shoot him at lunch. How anyone could enjoy this is beyond me. I'm a fairly open minded guy. I enjoy films by Hitchcock, Copolla, Eastwood, Tarantino, Herzog, Cameron Crow, Kevin Smith and many more. You can tell that my tastes are pretty flexible. I can watch just about anything and find something about it that I like. This movie movie was unbelievably bad. I actually hate this film.