Kickassia (2010 Video)
Brad Jones: Cinema Snob
Quotes
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Cinema Snob : The point I'm trying to get across is fuck you!
Nostalgia Critic : Fuck you!
Cinema Snob : Fuck YOU!
Nostalgia Critic : Fuck YOU!
JewWario : Oh, won't somebody think of the children?
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Nostalgia Critic : [over the phone] Cinema Snob?
Cinema Snob : Guilty as charged.
Nostalgia Critic : Any chance you got Sean's number?
Cinema Snob : Your mom has Sean's number.
Nostalgia Critic : Shut up.
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Nostalgia Critic : [over the phone] Can you hear me?
Angry Joe : Yes.
Nostalgia Chick : Yes.
Phelous : Yes.
Cinema Snob : No. I mean yes.
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Nostalgia Chick : I am the new ruler of Kickassia, and there's gonna be some new rules around here.
[laughs maniacally]
Cinema Snob : [takes hat from her] Excuse me, but it was my insight that overthrew this government. So I think it should be I taking over as acting president.
[laughs maniacally]
Linkara : [takes hat from him] Bad news, I'm afraid. Since I'm the one who orchestrated this operation, it's obviously I who should be president.
[laughs maniacally]
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Nostalgia Critic : [holding a detonation device] Need I remind you that there are twenty tons of dynamite under this nation?
Cinema Snob : Uh, joke's on you, moron. I disconnected the dynamite after I left. You push that thing and nothing happens.
Nostalgia Critic : I don't believe you! I push this button and we all get blown SKY HIGH!
[everyone just stares at him]
Nostalgia Critic : Very well. For the honor and all of KICKASSIA!
[the Critic pushes a button on the device, but nothing happens; he becomes quite nervous]
Nostalgia Critic : [weakly] ... Kaboom!
[suddenly, he screams as everyone rushes him and starts beating him to a pulp]
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Nostalgia Critic : I've wanted this place for a long time and now that I got it, I'm not going to let anyone take it away from me. I discovered that the world is filled with nasty-wasties, and a lot of those nasty-wasties want what I got. So, if any of them try to take away what I have, I'm not afraid to go down with the ship and take everybody with me. But that's just if one of those nasty-wasties shows up. Or if someone in this beloved nation of mine is a nasty-wasty. What do you say, Cinema Snob? You're not one of those nasty-wasties, are you?
Cinema Snob : No, of course not.
Nostalgia Critic : Good. I'm glad we had this talk. Take care.
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Cinema Snob : You're out of order, they're out of order! The whole system is out of order!
Nostalgia Critic : I am the system!
Cinema Snob : I know you're the system! That's my point!
Nostalgia Critic : I know it's your point! It's just when you say that I'm out of order and the system's out of order it's kind of redundant!
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Cinema Snob : Look, I'll have a talk with the Critic, see if any of this is true.
Paw : What if he suspects us going behind his back?
Cinema Snob : He won't suspect us. I'll put it very delicately.
[scene cuts to Snob talking to Critic]
Cinema Snob : Everybody thinks you're nuts.
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Nostalgia Critic : Cinema Snob, do you have anything to say before I sentence you to your... sentence?
Cinema Snob : Oh, I got something to say.
Nostalgia Critic : Well make it quick, I don't want to miss Gilligan.
Cinema Snob : When I helped build Kickassia, I had a dream of freedom, justice and honor. But now I see it has been shattered by the dumbass cock-face that sits across from me. You really know how to put the 'dick' in dictatorship.
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Nostalgia Critic : May your honor be stricken forever. May your name always be associated with douchebaggery. And may you walk, until you walk no more. Go! And never return.
Cinema Snob : Okay, I'm going to catch a cab. If anyone needs me, I'll be at the hotel down the street.
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Cinema Snob : Weren't you Dr. Insano?
The Spoony One : Eh, I got better.
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Nostalgia Critic : Cinema Snob, how dare you return from your banishmentdome.
Cinema Snob : That was the old order. This is the new order.
Nostalgia Critic : New order?
Cinema Snob : Yes, one that's been coming to you for a long time.
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Cinema Snob : [re: the Critic] He does nothing. It's like the job of a president is to be removed from reality while everyone else does the work.
Benzaie : Um... yeah, imagine that.
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LordKat : You look me in the eye and tell me he's not stupid enough to do something that crazy.
[Dramatic music builds as the Snob gears up with his answer]
Cinema Snob : [Deep breath] Okay, you have a point.
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Phelous : Well, *that* didn't work.
Bennett the Sage : Didn't you have any other strategy outside of going, "Aaaaaaahhhhh!"
Nostalgia Critic : Well, I didn't think that far ahead.
Cinema Snob : No, you just thought up to where everyone was in charge, and *you* were ruling the fucking world.
Nostalgia Critic : Yes.
Paw : You can't just do that, Critic. You have to plan these things out. You have to have a strategy for God's sake!
Nostalgia Critic : Yeah, but that takes hard work. Hard work that we do not have!
