Ned takes the Simpsons to Israel in the hopes that Homer may learn a little about religion but Homer is only interested in being a slobbish tourist - until he is whisked off into the desert during a sandstorm and,after being unconscious,awakens to spread the word of universal peace to all religions,believing himself to be the new Messiah. As it happens lots of other people also think that they are the new Messiah as well. Written by
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Did You Know?
Bart's aliases as they appear on the cellphone are Sart Bimpson, Sergeant Spitwod, Mucuos Membrane, and Mommy's Special Little Guy. See more
There is no sand desert surrounding Jerusalem. See more
Homer, our Bible study group is going to the Holy Land. I would like to invite you and your family to come as my guests.
Let's see: go to a war zone with a busload of religious lame-os, in a country with no pork and a desert with no casinos. Where do I sign up?
Homer, I can hear your sarcasm from inside the house, and the dishwasher is on. What's going on?
Mr. Flanders is inviting us to Israel. I think he's trying to get dad into Heaven.
Great, more Hell for me.
References Lawrence of Arabia