The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed (2010)

Karl Wiedergott: Israeli Gunman, 'You're being paid to clean the gutters', Robot, 'In a soup, you can boil it'

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : [Preaching at the Dome of the Rock]  I will unite the Christians, the Muslims and the Jews. From now on, you shall be known as Chrismujews!

  [Crowd murmurs disapprovingly] 

  Homer Simpson : Because in the end, aren't all religions the same? They tell us what to eat, when to pray, that this lump of clay called Man can somehow shape himself to resemble the divine. But we can never attain that perfect grace if we have hatred in our hearts.

  Ned Flanders : I did it. I finally reached him.

  Homer Simpson : So let us celebrate our commonalites. Some of us don't eat pork. Some of us don't eat shellfish. But we all eat chicken.

  Muslim : I roast it in a haline.

  'In a soup, you can boil it' : In a soup, you can boil it.

  Homer Simpson : So spread the word: peace and chicken!

  Crowd : Peace and chicken!