Big Money Rustlas (2010)
Mark Jury: Dirty Sanchez
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Quotes
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Dirty Sanchez : [On the town's water] It's as polluted as a fat chick's ass after running a marathon with no underwear on.
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Dirty Sanchez : I am Dirty. Dirty Sanchez. I milk the sheep and give mustache rides for two bits.
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Dirty Sanchez : So, you accept his invitation to die?
Big Baby Chips : I accept his invitation, alright, but I won't be the one dying.
Dirty Sanchez : I can't wait to pee on your head.
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Dirty Sanchez : You guys look like Laurel and Hardy on crack.
Raw Stank : Man, my hair ain't even red, bitch! That joke ain't funny!
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Dirty Sanchez : [as Sugar is about to drink water from the well] I wouldn't do that if I was you.
Sugar Wolf : What's it to you, hombre?
Dirty Sanchez : Look, man.
[Sanchez tosses the cup of water on the ground, where it starts hissing and steaming from deluding acid]
Sugar Wolf : Oh, shit!
Dirty Sanchez : It's better to drink in the saloon. Years ago, acid from the goldmine polluted our water. I mean, it's as polluted as a fat chick's ass after running a marathon with no underwear, man.
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Sugar Wolf : I got some carpet to munch.
Dirty Sanchez : Hey, can I ask you a question? Does the carpet match the drapes?
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Dirty Sanchez : [after finding Bucky riddled with bullet wounds] Bucky! What happened?
Sugar Wolf : He got shot. They killed him.
Dirty Sanchez : Oh, crap.
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Dirty Sanchez : Okay, now that looks good. Oh, I like the way that looks a LOT.
Sugar Wolf : I can't wait to spread this across your buns...
Dirty Sanchez : Yeah, it's gonna be great, man. I can't wait to taste it.
Sugar Wolf : It's gonna be delicious, right across your lips...
Dirty Sanchez : Yeah. Oh, God, melt in your mouth, you know?
Sugar Wolf : Dripping down your chin across your glistening chest...
Dirty Sanchez : Yeah, naturally. I mean, that's what it does, you know? That's what happens when you make good, delicious butter. You know?
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Dirty Sanchez : You're just hovering there, man! Like a hummingbird!
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Dirty Sanchez : Drop your guns, you Brokeback-Mountain sissies!