iCarly (TV Series)

iDon't Want to Fight (2008)

Jennette McCurdy: Sam Puckett

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Quotes 

• [on the iCarly webcast] 

  Freddie : See, Carly and Sam are in a big fight, and both girls think they're right.

  Carly : I *am* right.

  Sam : You *am* wrong.

  Carly : You *am* obnoxious.

• Freddie : [after reading all three votes]  Our fans don't like it when best friends fight. Neither do I.

  Carly Shay : [Sees Sam shed a tear]  Aw Sam, you're crying.

  Sam : [Wipes away the tear]  No, Freddie's just... such a dork it makes me emotional sometimes.

• Carly : I give glasses with feet girl an eight.

  Freddie : I give her a nine.

  Sam : Seven, but I give Freddy a negative two.

  Freddie : Why?

  Sam : Just for being you.

• Carly : Don't you give me ultimatums.

  Sam : Don't use words I can't understand.

• [on the iCarly webcast] 

  Freddie : Now usually I'm behind the camera...

  Sam : Where you should be.

• Carly : [Rubbing her head]  My hair feels like it was attacked by a vacuum cleaner.

  Sam : [Doing the same]  Mine feels like it's been yanked by a Freddie.

• [Sam promises Carly concert tickets] 

  Carly : Well, that'd be awesome, but those tickets have been sold out for months.

  Sam : You let me worry about that. I've got ways, Carly Shay. And do you know what else I've got?

  Freddie : Pimples on your butt?

  [Freddie and Sam glare at each other momentarily, then Freddie takes off] 

  Sam : He was smart to run.

• Carly : Oh all you ever think about is ham.

  Sam : I'd rather have a shirt made of ham.