[on the iCarly webcast]
Freddie: See, Carly and Sam are in a big fight, and both girls think they're right.
Carly: I *am* right.
Sam: You *am* wrong.
Carly: You *am* obnoxious.
Carly: I give glasses with feet girl an eight.
Freddie: I give her a nine.
Sam: Seven, but I give Freddy a negative two.
Sam: Just for being you.
[Carly and Freddie listen to her stereo]
Freddie: I like this song.
[putting his arm around Carly]
Freddie: Pretty romantic, huh? You feeling the mood?
[a toilet flushes in the background]
Carly Shay: Yeah, I'm feeling the mood.
[Sam promises Carly concert tickets]
Carly: Well, that'd be awesome, but those tickets have been sold out for months.
Sam: You let me worry about that. I've got ways, Carly Shay. And do you know what else I've got?
Freddie: Pimples on your butt?
[Freddie and Sam glare at each other momentarily, then Freddie takes off]
Sam: He was smart to run.
Spencer: Look, in my life, I've learned a few things about girls.
Spencer: Like when you break up with them, they do not like it when you ask out their sisters. That will get you a fork in your arm.
Freddie: Our fans don't like it when best friends fight. Neither do I.
Carly Shay: Aw Sam, you're crying.
Sam: No, Freddie's just... such a dork it makes me emotional sometimes.