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"iCarly" iDon't Want to Fight (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

Quotes

Carly: Oh all you ever think about is ham.

Sam: I'd rather have a shirt made of ham.

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Carly: Don't you give me ultimatums.

Sam: Don't use words I can't understand.

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[on the iCarly webcast]

Freddie: See, Carly and Sam are in a big fight, and both girls think they're right.

Carly: I *am* right.

Sam: You *am* wrong.

Carly: You *am* obnoxious.

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Carly: I give glasses with feet girl an eight.

Freddie: I give her a nine.

Sam: Seven, but I give Freddy a negative two.

Freddie: Why?

Sam: Just for being you.

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[Carly and Freddie listen to her stereo]

Freddie: I like this song.

[putting his arm around Carly]

Freddie: Pretty romantic, huh? You feeling the mood?

[a toilet flushes in the background]

Carly Shay: Yeah, I'm feeling the mood.

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[Sam promises Carly concert tickets]

Carly: Well, that'd be awesome, but those tickets have been sold out for months.

Sam: You let me worry about that. I've got ways, Carly Shay. And do you know what else I've got?

Freddie: Pimples on your butt?

[Freddie and Sam glare at each other momentarily, then Freddie takes off]

Sam: He was smart to run.

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Spencer: Look, in my life, I've learned a few things about girls.

Freddie: Like?...

Spencer: Like when you break up with them, they do not like it when you ask out their sisters. That will get you a fork in your arm.

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Freddie: Our fans don't like it when best friends fight. Neither do I.

Carly Shay: Aw Sam, you're crying.

Sam: No, Freddie's just... such a dork it makes me emotional sometimes.

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[on the iCarly webcast]

Freddie: Now usually I'm behind the camera...

Sam: Where you should be.

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Carly: My hair feels like it was attacked by a vacuum cleaner.

Sam: Mine feels like it's been yanked by a Freddie.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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