One-Eyed Monster (2008)

Jenny Guy: Wanda

Quotes 

• Wanda : [runs into a cabin]  Someone help me! Angel's got a dick in her mouth!

  [everyone looks at her with indifference] 

  Rock : [shrugs]  And...?

  Wanda : It's not attached to anything!

• Lance : This may sound kinda stupid, but on the bus here, I was writing a song for you.

  Wanda : You were?

  Lance : You wanna hear it?

  Wanda : Yeah...

  Lance : [singing tweedy high]  I know a pretty girl named Wanda; She's someone I'm kinda... fond-a

  [short break, end singing] 

  Lance : That's all I got so far.

• Angel : What's that?

  Wanda : Lidocaine. Stubble always hurts when I'm getting my pussy eaten. So, I spray it on just before a scene.

  Angel : Now, that's using your noodle.

  Wanda : Thanks. I'm sure you have some of your own tricks of the trade.

  Angel : Yeah, I've got a great one. So, if I'm doing this video where I have to lick a guy's asshole, I hit myself in the head with a piece of wood five times really hard right here.

  Wanda : What does that do?

  Angel : It disables the olfactory bulb in my limbic system. I can't smell or taste anything for 12 hours straight. So, I ask the director to make sure all my ass-licking scenes are in the same day.

  Wanda : Cool.

• T.J. : The shooting star, the bright light; Ron acts weird, and his dick takes off running.

  Wanda : And killing.

  T.J. : Mm, yes. I haven't forgotten that. And killing. What if that shooting star was some alien life form that invaded Ron and took conrol of his dick?

• Wanda : I'm sure you have your own tricks of the trade?

  Angel : Yeh; I've got one; so if I'm doing this video where I have to lick a guy's asshole, I hit myself in the head with some wood, really hard, five times, right there.

  Wanda : What does that do?

  Angel : It disables the olfactory bulb in my limbic system for 12 straight hours: I can't smell anything! So I ask the director to make sure all my ass licking scenes are in one day.

  Wanda : Cool.