Ten people travel into the mountains of Northern California to shoot a porn movie. During a scene break early in filming Ron Jeremy gets hit by a shooting star and in the following scene his penis, now possessed by a sex-hungry alien, detaches itself, leaving Ron for dead. The remaining cast and crew theorize about the murdering penis' vulnerability after climax, 'when it is limp, and at its weakest'. They hatch a plan to lure the penis into a neuro-tactile simulator and then circumcise it with an ax during its 'refractory period'. Written by
If you see it coming, you're already dead.
Motion Picture Rating
Rated R for strong sexual content throughout including crude dialogue, and for nudity, language and some gore
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Did You Know?
Lidocaine. Stubble always hurts when I'm getting my pussy eaten. So, I spray it on just before a scene.
Now, that's using your noodle.
Thanks. I'm sure you have some of your own tricks of the trade.
Yeah, I've got a great one. So, if I'm doing this video where I have to lick a guy's asshole, I hit myself in the head with a piece of wood five times really hard right here.
What does that do?
It disables the olfactory bulb in my limbic system. I can't smell or taste anything for 12 ...
"The characters and incidents portrayed and the names herein are fictitious, and any similarity to the name, character, or history of any person is entirely coincidental and unintentional, except for Ron Jeremy who really does have a 9 3/4 inch penis and who once fellated himself." See more
Feel Like I Do
Performed by 'Sheila Swift'
Written by 'Sheila Swift' and 'Patrick Tetereault'
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