Ten people travel into the mountains of Northern California to shoot a porn movie. During a scene break early in filming Ron Jeremy gets hit by a shooting star and in the following scene his penis, now possessed by a sex-hungry alien, detaches itself, leaving Ron for dead. The remaining cast and crew theorize about the murdering penis' vulnerability after climax, 'when it is limp, and at its weakest'. They hatch a plan to lure the penis into a neuro-tactile simulator and then circumcise it with an ax during its 'refractory period'. Written by
If you see it coming, you're already dead.
Motion Picture Rating
Rated R for strong sexual content throughout including crude dialogue, and for nudity, language and some gore
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Did You Know?
I'm sure you have your own tricks of the trade?
Yeh; I've got one; so if I'm doing this video where I have to lick a guy's asshole, I hit myself in the head with some wood, really hard, five times, right there.
What does that do?
It disables the olfactory bulb in my limbic system for 12 straight hours: I can't smell anything! So I ask the director to make sure all my ass licking scenes are in one day.
Ron Jeremy's credit reads "Introducing Ron Jeremy", despite the fact he has appeared in dozens of mainstream films, including several as a lead or major supporting actor (never mind the thousands of porn films he's starred in). See more
Do The Kegel
Performed by 'Laura-Doe Harris', 'Anando Bharti', 'Slim Pickens'
Written by 'Laura-Doe Harris', 'Anando Bharti', 'Alok Atmo', 'Slim Pickens'
Published by yoninet services (APRA)
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