One-Eyed Monster (2008)

User Rating:

4.4/10   

Director:

Adam Fields

Writers:

Adam Fields (writer)
Jordan Fields (writer)

Genre:

Comedy | Horror

Tagline:

If you see it coming, you're already dead.

Plot:

A hostile alien wreaks havoc on the cast and crew of an adult movie. |

Plot Keywords:

Alien | Hyphen In Title | Genital Monster | Large Penis | Punctuation In Title

Cast

Amber Benson	...	Laura
Jason Graham	...	Jonah
Charles Napier	...	Mohtz
Jeff Denton	...	Jim
Caleb Mayo	...	T.J.
Bart Fletcher	...	Lance
Jenny Guy	...	Wanda
Veronica Hart	...	Veronica
John Edward Lee	...	Rock
Carmen Hart	...	Angel
Frank Noel	...	Bus Driver
Ron Jeremy	...	Ron

MPAA:

Rated R for strong sexual content throughout including crude dialogue, and for nudity, language and some gore.

Runtime:

84 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Certification:

USA:R | UK:18

Filming Locations:

Cheyenne Studios - 27567 Fantastic Lane, Castaic, California, USA

Quotes:

T.J.: The shooting star, the bright light; Ron acts weird, and his dick takes off running.
Wanda: And killing.
T.J.: Mm, yes. I haven't forgotten that. And killing. What if that shooting star was some alien life form that invaded Ron and took conrol of his dick?

Funtastic movie

One just has to love a movie that has balls! Oh, wait a minute, I didn't mean it that way! A rather typical "monster attacks isolated group" movie becomes a lot more fun when the group is a bunch of porn film people and the monster is the penis of Ron Jeremy!

And it just gets better. Ron Jeremy and Veronica Hart star in it and, before the unthinkable happens, they manage to slip some commentary on the adult business nowadays. Is it any different than the comments of disgruntled senior citizens in other horror movies? YES! Because they are porn stars. OK, maybe when I put it this way it sounds terribly cliché, but it somehow wasn't! All the reused scenes from other movies that I would disgustedly call clichés, in this one they become omages to classic horror films.

Bottom line: it makes a perfect fun beer movie with a bunch of friends. Girls could not possibly understand this, except maybe for the Kegel references.