One-Eyed Monster (2008)

Ron Jeremy: Ron

Quotes 

• Jim : Okay, Ron, take off your sweater.

  Ron : [off camera]  I'm not wearing a sweater.

  Jim : Okay, and... action.

• Ron : How you feel, that's what matters. Look at me. I don't look like a porn star, except for my cock. But I play the fool, and I get the joke. I'm in on it, and that makes it kind of hip. And I try to bring a different character into every role that I play. And that gives me confidence. But I can't suck my own dick any more.

  Veronica : Awww, sweetie, I'm sorry.

  Ron : With the added weight and the back pains, all I can do is kiss the tip.

  [Both laugh] 

• Ron : I didn't know my penis would detach itself from my body and start balling people!