Smallville (TV Series)

Sneeze (2006)

Erica Durance: Lois Lane

Quotes 

• Lois Lane : Miracles really do happen: man walked on the moon, call waiting was created, and Lois Lane got her first by-line on the front page of the Inquisitor.

  Chloe Sullivan : Hey, that's great, Lo. I don't know how I feel about the alien angle, but...

  Lois Lane : I wasn't too crazy about the E.T. spin, either, but my editor insisted it'd help sell papers, so...

  Clark Kent : Well, let's hear it for journalistic integrity.

  Lois Lane : Look, I swear, you guys, when I was writing that article, I don't know... I don't think I've ever been happier in my life. The thrill of discovery, the clacking of keys, the scent of fresh ink. Yeah, I think I've finally found my calling.

• Lois Lane : I'm out there jogging along, minding my own business when, out of nowhere, a barn door comes falling from the clear, blue sky and almost crushes me. How does that happen?

  Clark Kent : Maybe it fell from an airplane.

  Lois Lane : Good guess, but the only thing up there was a severely traumatized sparrow.

• Lois Lane : Read it.

  Chloe Sullivan : Funny, I don't remember there being an "e" in "tornado."

  Lois Lane : It's just a little typo.

  Chloe Sullivan : And the extra "h" in "weather."