NewsRadio (TV Series)
Bitch Session (1996)
Vicki Lewis: Beth
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Quotes
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Beth : Presenting "Dave the Insane Maniac," a play in one act, by Beth and Bill.
[Bill walks in on his knees, holding a coffee mug]
Beth : Hello, Dave.
Bill : [High-pitched voice] Hello, employee. You look miserable and oppressed.
Beth : I am. We can't take taxicabs home anymore.
Bill : Excelent! That's good news to me. You see, I'm from Wis-cahn-sin, where taxicabs are feared and hunted for the delicious meat under their hoods.
Beth : Comedy...
Bill : Or tragedy?
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Matthew Brock : [after Bill scares him and he almost spills his coffee] Nice try, Bill, but you have to wake up pretty early in the morning to...
Beth : Matthew, do you have the time?
Matthew Brock : Yeah, it's...
[Looks at his watch, accidentally spilling his coffee all over his shirt]
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Lisa Miller : Anyway, I think Dave looks cute in that suit.
Beth : Oh yeah, almost just like a real grown-up.
Lisa Miller : No, he really does. He looks like he just stepped out of a Norman Rockwell painting... First Day At Bible College.