Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)
Punch Lines (2000)
Renée O'Connor: Gabrielle
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Quotes
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Aphrodite : [materializing behind Gabrielle] Boo!
Gabrielle : Aphrodite?
Aphrodite : Can't sleep, huh?
Gabrielle : You scared me.
Aphrodite : Sorry, I didn't know I had to *knock* in my own temple.
Gabrielle : You don't, but can you just keep it down, I don't want to wake Xena.
Aphrodite : Pregnant girl need her rest, huh? I remember when Cupid was on his way...
Gabrielle : Uh, doesn't a god of your obvious stature have anything better to do than hang out here in the middle of the night?
Aphrodite : Owwie. What's with the attitude? I let you sleep in my temple. I show real concern for your insomnia, and you treat me like I'm a rash where the sun don't shine.
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Aphrodite : So you shrunk her horse, big deal. Everybody shrinks as they get older. That's why old people are so short.
Gabrielle : Now that's very constructive. What are you writing?
Aphrodite : Patient is hostile and insecure, possibly masking some latent tendencies.
Gabrielle : This is stupid.
Aphrodite : No, I'm sorry. Look. No more scroll, alright?
Gabrielle : Latent tendencies? Where did you learn to talk like that?
Aphrodite : Honey, don't let the blonde hair fool you. Although bombastic forms of circumlocution should be generally avoided, one mustn't shy away from big words in the right context.
Gabrielle : What?
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[last lines]
Xena : You know, I gotta tell ya, I am feeling a whole lot better. I mean, life's pretty sweet for me right now. I've got no cooking, no cleaning, and back rubs for a month.
Gabrielle : Technically, you didn't lose your temper, but Xena, I saw you throwing pies in a less than loving manner.
Joxer : *Much* less.
Xena : Oh?
Joxer : Uh, uh, loving.
Xena : Yep, loving. That's me.
[pie hits her in the face]
Xena : Who threw that pie?
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Aphrodite : So, let me ask you this. Isn't all this story-telling an awful lot like writing?
Gabrielle : It's similar, but with writing, it's like talking to yourself. It's a way that you can work things out. Of course, I know now exactly who I am.
Aphrodite : So then who cares? Why write?
Gabrielle : Haven't you ever had an artistic impulse that's like a bad itch, and you just have to keep working on it until you get it out?