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Xena: Warrior Princess: Season 5, Episode 11

Punch Lines (24 Jan. 2000)

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In an effort to break through her writer's block, Gabrielle recounts an eventful day to Aphrodite in which she and her horse, Argo, were miniaturized by Lachrymose, the god of despair.

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In an effort to break through her writer's block, Gabrielle recounts an eventful day to Aphrodite in which she and her horse, Argo, were miniaturized by Lachrymose, the god of despair.

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Gabrielle: [in voiceover with quill to parchment] It was the kind of night where you could feel time flow over you like the amnesiatic waters of the river Styx.
[crumples parchment]
Gabrielle: That is terrible. 'Amnesiatic', I don't think that's a word.
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