Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)

Punch Lines (2000)

Lucy Lawless: Xena

Quotes 

• Xena : Joxer, never pie a pregnant woman.

• [last lines] 

  Xena : You know, I gotta tell ya, I am feeling a whole lot better. I mean, life's pretty sweet for me right now. I've got no cooking, no cleaning, and back rubs for a month.

  Gabrielle : Technically, you didn't lose your temper, but Xena, I saw you throwing pies in a less than loving manner.

  Joxer : *Much* less.

  Xena : Oh?

  Joxer : Uh, uh, loving.

  Xena : Yep, loving. That's me.

  [pie hits her in the face] 

  Xena : Who threw that pie?