The Simpsons (TV Series)
Trash of the Titans (1998)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : Good news, everyone! I got in a fight with the garbage men and they're cutting off our service!
Marge Simpson : Oh, lord, now what are we going to do? Just let the trash pile up?
Homer Simpson : Hey, I'd rather live in a dump than in a world run by snooty garbage men.
Lisa Simpson : Dad, is this another one of those situations that could be solved by a simple apology?
Homer Simpson : I never apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
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Marge Simpson : Homer, this has gone far enough. Will you please just apologize to the garbage men?
Lisa Simpson : Yeah, Dad. You're always telling me and Bart to apologize.
Homer Simpson : Yeah, but I'm always secretly disappointed when you do. Anyway, I think those garbage men are starting to crack.
Bart Simpson : I think you're starting to crack.
Homer Simpson : Apologize for that remark!
Bart Simpson : No way!
Homer Simpson : Atta-boy!
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Marge Simpson : Homer, you didn't beat City Hall. They picked up our trash because I wrote a letter of apology to the sanitation commissioner and signed your name. Period.
Homer Simpson : [hurt] You signed my name? I feel so violated.
Marge Simpson : You've signed my name lots of times!
Homer Simpson : But this isn't like a loan application or a will! You've signed away my dignity! And I'm going to get it back. Lisa, do I have my pants on?
Lisa Simpson : Yes.
Homer Simpson : Perfect.
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Costingtons Manager : Okay, people, we need to cook up a new holiday for the summer. Something with gifts, cards, assorted gougeables.
Costingtons Woman : How about something religious? We had great penetration last spring with Christmas Two.
Costingtons Man : Oh, I know. Spendover, like Passover, less talk, more presents.
[Everyone starts talking at once]
Costingtons Manager : No, no, no! No, it's gotta be warm and fuzzy. Some like, um, "Love Day", but not so lame.
[cut to the Simpsons home several days later]
Marge Simpson : Happy Love Day, everyone!
Lisa Simpson : Come on, Mom, The stores just invented this holiday to make money.
Homer Simpson : Lisa, don't you ruin another Love Day.
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Homer : It's like David and Goliath, only this time David won.
[Lisa sighs]
Lisa's Brain : I know, I heard it too. Here's some music.
[Piano music plays quietly. Lisa smiles contentedly]
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Homer Simpson : Okay, before I show you, who wants to guess how I got the money?
Bart Simpson : Dealing drugs?
Lisa Simpson : Drugs?
Marge Simpson : I'll have to say drugs, too.
Homer Simpson : Close, but you're way off.
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Lisa Simpson : Dad, you can't just cram trash under Springfield forever...
Homer Simpson : [pats her on head] Sure I can, honey-kitten!