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(TV Series)

(1998)

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Homer Simpson: Good news, everyone! I got in a fight with the garbage men and they're cutting off our service!

Marge Simpson: Oh, lord, now what are we going to do? Just let the trash pile up?

Homer Simpson: Hey, I'd rather live in a dump than in a world run by snooty garbage men.

Lisa Simpson: Dad, is this another one of those situations that could be solved by a simple apology?

Homer Simpson: I never apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

Bart Simpson: [over loud speaker] Hey everybody, vote for my dad, Homer Simpson. If you don't he'll beat us.

Homer Simpson: [over loud speaker] Why you little... er... No one's gonna beat you, son.

[under his breath, but still audible]

Homer Simpson: You're gonna get such a beating!

Bono: Hold on folks. The man's talking about waste management, that effects the whole damn planet!

The Edge: Aw, here we go.

[to Larry]

The Edge: What do you say we slip out to Moe's for a pint?

Adam Clayton: Can I come?

The Edge: No.

Adam Clayton: Wankers.

Marge Simpson: Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again.

Homer Simpson: That's not the way she tells it.

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Marge Simpson: Homer, this has gone far enough. Will you please just apologize to the garbage men?

Lisa Simpson: Yeah, Dad. You're always telling me and Bart to apologize.

Homer Simpson: Yeah, but I'm always secretly disappointed when you do. Anyway, I think those garbage men are starting to crack.

Bart Simpson: I think you're starting to crack.

Homer Simpson: Apologize for that remark!

Bart Simpson: No way!

Homer Simpson: Atta-boy!

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Homer Simpson: Hey Ray, cleaning out the old office, eh?

Ray Patterson: If I hadn't already packed my letter opener, I'd give you such a stabbing!

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Costingtons Manager: Okay, people, we need to cook up a new holiday for the summer. Something with gifts, cards, assorted gougeables.

Costingtons Woman: How about something religious? We had great penetration last spring with Christmas Two.

Costingtons Man: Oh, I know. Spendover, like Passover, less talk, more presents.

[Everyone starts talking at once]

Costingtons Manager: No, no, no! No, it's gotta be warm and fuzzy. Some like, um, "Love Day", but not so lame.

[cut to the Simpsons home several days later]

Marge Simpson: Happy Love Day, everyone!

Lisa Simpson: Come on, Mom, The stores just invented this holiday to make money.

Homer Simpson: Lisa, don't you ruin another Love Day.

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TV Editing Woman: Okay. Camera two.

[Homer starts pushing buttons]

TV Editing Woman: Uh, excuse me. This is a restricted area.

Homer Simpson: Take a hike, Kojak!

[pushes her away]

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Homer Simpson: [Trips over the rubbish bin] D'oh!

Marge Simpson: [Calling from upstairs] I heard that! You know the rule!

Homer Simpson: Oh, but I can rebuild.

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Ned Flanders: [Tiptoeing over the Simpsons' rubbish pile] Easy, Ned. Don't Breath in.

[Some rubbish falls on his head]

Ned Flanders: Ow!

Homer Simpson: Sorry, Ned. I didn't see you down there.

Homer Simpson: [to Bart] Got him.

Ned Flanders: Uh, listen, Homer, I hate to be a Fussy Freddy and all, but Maude's folks are here, and they're a tad touchy about oders.

Homer Simpson: Then you might want to close your windows before the sun hits Diaper Hill.

Rod Flanders: [standing on top of a huge pile of used diapers] Look, Daddy. I'm the king of the mountain!

Ned Flanders: Rod, get off of there!

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Native American-Indian #1: Do yourself a favour. Don't turn around.

[camera pans across to show the old Spingfield as a huge land of rubbish and waste]

Native American-Indian #2: [off-screen] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Native American-Indian #1: [off-screen] I told you not to turn around.

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Ray Patterson: Here's your apology back, Mr Simpson, and I'm sorry we couldn't work this out.

Homer Simpson: Don't come off all high and mighty with me, Patterson. You can't scare me with your office and your desk and your lamp.

Ray Patterson: I'm not trying to scare you, I'm trying to get my work done.

Homer Simpson: Oh, oh, oh, I get it. Put on a big show for the cameras.

Ray Patterson: What cameras? Why are you still here?

Homer Simpson: I came to fight city hall. I want to shake things up, Patterson. Stir up some controversy, rattle a few cages.

[Homer rattles a bird cage]

Ray Patterson: Hey! Stop that!

Homer Simpson: You'll never silence me. I'm the last angry man, Patterson. A crusader for the little guy!

[Homer rattles the bird cage again]

Ray Patterson: Leave the bird alone!

Homer Simpson: Never!

Ray Patterson: Look, Simpson, I've been elected by the voters of this city 16 years in a row. So they must think I'm doing a damn good job.

Homer Simpson: You wanna know what I think?

Ray Patterson: No! Nobody wants to hear the nonsensical ravings of a loudmouthed malcontent!

Homer Simpson: Oh! Well, we'll see about that!

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Homer Simpson: [Pushes in front of a queue] I wanna register to run for sanitation commissioner. And tell the fat cats upstairs things are gonna change in this town.

Clerk: Okay, but this is where you register as a sex offender.

Moe: [Arriving at the back of the queue] Oh, jeez, there's always a line.

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Homer Simpson: [At a town meeting] I'm sorry my opponent didn't think enough of you to show up for this debate. I'm sure he had more important things to do.

[Homer imitates Patterson drinking, everyone laughs]

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Ray Patterson: Oh gosh. You know, I'm not much on speeches, but it's so gratifying to... leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed, thank you, bye.

Moe: He's right. He ain't much on speeches.

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Bono: [after Homer invades U2's Pop-Mart concert] Wait, people. He's talking about waste management, that affects the whole damn planet!

The Edge: Awww, here he goes! Anyone fancy going to Moe's for a pint?

Adam Clayton: Can I come?

The Edge: [looks at Larry Mullen Jnr] No!

Adam Clayton: [whispers] Wankers!

[Edge and Larry turn around, and Adam pretends to be tuning his bass guitar]

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Homer: It's like David and Goliath, only this time David won.

[Lisa sighs]

Lisa's Brain: I know, I heard it too. Here's some music.

[Piano music plays quietly. Lisa smiles contentedly]

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Ray Patterson: Oh gosh. You know, I'm not much on speeches, but, it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed, thank you, bye.

Moe: He's right. He ain't much on speeches.

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Townspeople: Aye!

Mayor Quimby: And all those against horsewhipping Homer J. Simpson?

Homer: Nay?

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