Roseanne (TV Series)
Promises, Promises (1993)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
Quotes
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Roseanne : [trying to talk Darlene into going to the prom with David] Well, you know, it's not just for David. I mean, before I die, I would like to see one of my kids go out that door in a prom dress, and if it's not you, D.J.'s gonna be real unhappy.
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Roseanne : [Nancy shows up as Roger's date] Well, Nancy, what's going on? I thought you were our "little gay friend".
Nancy Bartlett : So?
Anne-Marie Mitchell : So, can't you get kicked out of the club for this?
Nancy Bartlett : What? He's a nice guy, and he worships me.
Roseanne : Yeah, but I mean, you know, he's an outie, not an innie.
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Roseanne : [Jackie asks Roseanne if she wants to talk to Darlene about the possibility that Darlene has had sex] No, Jackie, I don't even want to know about it. Millions of people's kids have sex every day, and they don't know about it; how come I have to know about it? No, I mean, how come I have to know about it! How come my kids always make sure that I find out about every damn thing they do? I want to be in-the-dark, Jackie. I want to walk around with a great big, stupid smile on my face like everybody elses parents in the whole damn world!