After some prodding from (and striking deals with) her Mom, Darlene agrees to go to the prom with David, where she has a surprise deal of her own for her boyfriend. Roger attempts to strike a deal with Dan, using the temptation of being able to make him a ton of money, but is met with a mixed reaction from the Conners. Roseanne attempts a surprise fix-up between Jackie and Roger for a couples' night out, but to Roseanne's surprise, Roger shows up with a date. His choice of date is a jaw-dropping, shock to everyone. Written by
Lynne Boris Johnston
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Okay, twenty minutes 'till the movie, let's go.
Okay, hold on, um, because I want you to wear my coat with the big pockets, so we can sneak in our own drinks.
Why don't you wear it?
Oh, they're on to me.
References Promises... Promises!
Love Is the Law
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