After some prodding from (and striking deals with) her Mom, Darlene agrees to go to the prom with David, where she has a surprise deal of her own for her boyfriend. Roger attempts to strike a deal with Dan, using the temptation of being able to make him a ton of money, but is met with a mixed reaction from the Conners. Roseanne attempts a surprise fix-up between Jackie and Roger for a couples' night out, but to Roseanne's surprise, Roger shows up with a date. His choice of date is a jaw-dropping, shock to everyone. Written by
Lynne Boris Johnston
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[Nancy shows up as Roger's date
Well, Nancy, what's going on? I thought you were our "little gay friend".
So, can't you get kicked out of the club for this?
What? He's a nice guy, and he worships me.
Yeah, but I mean, you know, he's an outie, not an innie.
Love Is the Law
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