After some prodding from (and striking deals with) her Mom, Darlene agrees to go to the prom with David, where she has a surprise deal of her own for her boyfriend. Roger attempts to strike a deal with Dan, using the temptation of being able to make him a ton of money, but is met with a mixed reaction from the Conners. Roseanne attempts a surprise fix-up between Jackie and Roger for a couples' night out, but to Roseanne's surprise, Roger shows up with a date. His choice of date is a jaw-dropping, shock to everyone. Written by
Lynne Boris Johnston
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[Roger shows interest in Nancy
I don't know, Roger, I don't think you're her type.
[pointing discretely at David to remind the guys that a young man is in the room, and they should be careful about what they say
Well, what kind of guy does she go for?
The kind that wears a bra. She's into chicks. Deal the cards?
References Promises! Promises!
Love Is the Law
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