Futurama (TV Series)
Xmas Story (1999)
John DiMaggio: Bender, Man with Broken Leg
Quotes
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[singing]
Amy Wong : He knows when you are sleeping.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : He knows when you're on the can.
Leela : He'll hunt you down and blast your ass / From here to Pakistan.
Dr. Zoidberg : Oh...
Hermes Conrad : You better not breathe / You better not move
Bender : You're better off dead, / I'm tellin' you, dude.
Fry : Santa Claus is gunning you down!
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Conan O'Brien : Listen, I may have lost my freakishly long legs in the war of 2012, but I have one thing you'll never have: A SOUL.
Bender : [Scoffs] Pffft.
Conan O'Brien : And freckles.
Bender : [Cries] WAHHH.
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Bender : Let's face it, comedy is a dead art form. Now tragedy, ha ha ha, that's funny.
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[Bender is snowboarding]
Man : Excuse me, sir, you're snowboarding off the trail.
Bender : Lick my frozen metal ass.
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[Fry and co. are being terrorized by the robot Santa Claus]
Fry : Please let us live. We'll put out milk and cookies for you.
Robot Santa : You *dare* bribe Santa. I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds.
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Bender : Nothing like a warm fire and a super soaker of fine cognac.
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Bender : Ah, Xmas Eve. Another pointless day where I accomplish nothing.
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Conan O'Brien : So, people are getting worried about this Y2K problem, huh?
Bender : No, they fixed it 900 years ago.
Conan O'Brien : Just bear with me, sir. Anyway, I'm walking to work this morning...
Bender : I doubt it!