Charmed (TV Series)

Sense and Sense Ability (2003)

Brian Krause: Leo Wyatt

Quotes 

• Piper : Where are you? Ow! Who put that there?

  Phoebe : Oh, my god! Piper, you're blind!

  Piper : Yeah, Phoebe, I just said that. Now can we talk about how a monkey could do that?

  Phoebe : What did she say?

  Piper : What did who say? The monkey? The monkey didn't say anything. He covered my eyes and stole my eyesight.

  Paige : [Paige writes]  How?

  Phoebe : I think the monkey stole your eyesight when he covered your eyes.

  Piper : Phoebe, are you listening to me? That's just what I said. Are you acting like you can't even hear me?

  Phoebe : Oh, Piper, it's no use. I can't even hear you. The monkey stole my hearing.

  Piper : Oh, he got you, too. Which means somebody sent that flea-infested primate after us. We've got to find Paige.

  Phoebe : [Paige claps]  Why are you clapping? This is not funny.

  Phoebe : What's the matter, Paige?

  Piper : Paige? Where's Paige?

  Leo Wyatt : What's going on?

  [Paige coves her mouth. Phoebe covers her ears. Piper covers her eyes] 

  Leo Wyatt : I see.

  Piper : Well, I don't! Where is Paige?

  Leo Wyatt : Uh, she just can't talk.

  Phoebe : Excuse me! This is either someone's sick, sick joke or someone's working on a massive evil plan!