Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman (1998 TV Special)

Kevin Nealon: Self, Various Characters

Quotes 

• [after a recruit laughs at a joke] 

  Drill Instructor : Who thinks that's funny? Who just wrote his own... not-alive-anymore certificate? Was it you, soldier? You think the army's just one big joke... building. What's your name?

  Private Bennett : Sir, Bennett, sir!

  Drill Instructor : Well, not anymore, Bennett! From now on, your name is Mister... Smiling, Laughing, Joking Around Man!