Norbit (2007) Poster

(2007)

Cuba Gooding Jr.: Deion Hughes

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  • Rasputia : [laughs when Kate doesn't believe Norbit's story on Deion, a corrupt goldigger/cheater]  Well, well, Norbit. You lose again! Once a loser, always a loser. Now, come on! Let's go!

    Norbit : [to Kate]  Yeah, I thought you'd feel that way about it, Kate. And that's why I took the liberty of inviting some of Deion's ex-wives down so maybe they can tell you for themselves. LADIES!

    [Deion is shocked and frightened to see his three exes and their children walk in the church] 

    Ex-Wife #1 : Hello, Antoine! I've been looking everywhere for you.

    Children : Daddy!

    Ex-Wife #2 : Antoine? He told me his name was Luther!

    Rasputia : Who is that ho?

    Ex-Wife #3 : Luther? he told me he was gay!

    Deion Hughes : No, no, no. Y'all got me confused with my gay twin brother, Antoine Luther.

    Ex-Wife #1 : [angry]  You dead, goldigger!

    Deion Hughes : [the wives and children are going towards him]  I'm out!

    Pope Sweet Jesus : Look's like the wedding's off, bro.

    Lord Have Mercy : Church!

  • Deion Hughes : Did you say a titty bar?

  • Pope Sweet Jesus : ...Now speakin of ribs, and pleasure...

    Lord Have Mercy : Uh, yes, for a limited time only, we are proud to present to you our barbequed, baby back, horseradish, mustard, and peanut butter encrusted ribs with a slight Jagermeister infusion, sprinkled with chammomile leaves, with a horseradish and dandelion salad, on a bed of rice. Buy one Pimp Platter, get the whole bones free.

    Deion Hughes : Ah, ah, ah, ah. No, no, no, no, no! That's enough talking. It's time to get back to the wedding.

    Pope Sweet Jesus : It ain't never enough talkin' when you're talkin' about love, brother.

  • [the choir finished singing; the congregation is wildly happy] 

    Deion Hughes : [screaming]  That's enough! THAT'S ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! Stop the music!

    Pope Sweet Jesus : Hold on...

    Deion Hughes : [cuts Pope off]  Shut up! You two, shut up! That's it. This is husband-and-wife time. Now, let's go. Let's go. Husband-and-wife stuff.

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