Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Alan Arkin: Edwin Hoover
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Quotes
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Grandpa : A real loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning he doesn't even try.
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Grandpa : Jesus, I'm tired. I'm so fucking tired. You know how tired I am? If a girl came up to me and begged me to fuck her, I couldn't do it. That's how tired I am.
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Grandpa : Are you gettin' any?
Richard : Dad!
Grandpa : You can tell me, Dwayne. Are you gettin' any?
Richard : Come on, please.
Grandpa : [Dwayne shakes his head] No? Jesus. You're what? Fifteen? My God, man!
Richard : Dad!
Grandpa : You should be gettin' that young stuff.
Richard : Dad!
Grandpa : That young stuff is the best stuff in the whole world.
Richard : Hey! Hey! Dad! That's enough! Stop it!
Grandpa : Will you kindly not interrupt me, Richard! See, right now you're jailbait, they're jailbait. It's perfect. I mean, you hit 18, man! You're talkin' about three to five.
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Olive : Why were you unhappy?
Frank : I fell in love with someone...
[interrupted by Grandpa blowing his nose]
Frank : ...who didn't love me back.
Olive : Who?
Frank : One of my grad students. I was very much in love with him.
Olive : *Him*? You fell in love with a boy?
Frank : Very much so.
Olive : That's silly.
Frank : You're right it was silly. It was very silly
Grandpa : That's another word for it.
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Grandpa : Every night it's the fucking chicken! Holy God Almighty! Is it possible just once we could get something to eat for dinner around here that's not the goddamned fucking chicken?
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Frank : I am going to get something to drink. You want anything?
Grandpa : Yeah, get me some porn. Get me something really nasty too, I don't want any of that airbrushed shit.
Frank : Okay.
Grandpa : Okay, here's a $20. Get yourself a little treat too, get yourself a fag rag.
Frank : All right, I will.
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Sheryl : [to Frank] He started snorting heroin.
Frank : [to Grandpa] You started snorting heroin?
Grandpa : [in response to Frank, aimed at Dwayne] Let me tell ya, don't do that stuff. When you're young, you're crazy to do that shit.
Frank : [to Grandpa] Well what about you?
Grandpa : [to Frank] What about me? I'm old. When you're old you're crazy not to do it.
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Grandpa : Losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they don't even try.
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Grandpa : Listen to me, I got no reason to lie to you, don't make the same mistakes I made when I was young. Fuck a lotta women kid, not just one woman, a lotta women.
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Grandpa : Olive, Richard is an idiot. I like a woman with meat on her bones.
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Frank : I take it you didn't like it at Sunset Manor?
Sheryl : Frank...
Grandpa : Are you kidding me? It was a fucking paradise. They got pool... They got golf... Now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here, sleeping on a fucking sofa. Look, I know you are a homo and all, but maybe you can appreciate this. You go to one of those places, there's four women for every guy. Can you imagine what that's like?
Frank : You must have been very busy.
Grandpa : Ho oh. I had second degree burns on my johnson, I kid you not.
Frank : Really?
Grandpa : Forget about it.
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Grandpa : [to Frank] Get yourself a fag rag.
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Grandpa : Dwayne? That's your name, right?
