Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins (2000 Video)
Tim Allen: Buzz Lightyear
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Quotes
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Booster : The Space Ranger Manual says "No Ranger is allowed to go on a mission without a partner." I think it's Section B, sub-section Delta.
Buzz Lightyear : Actually, it's sub-section Gamma.
XR : He's right, big guy, sub-section Delta's the dress code. Incidentally, why can't we have nose rings?
Buzz Lightyear : Because nose rings are for punks, little mister!
Mira Nova : Well if you can go out without a partner, I don't see why XR can't have a nose ring.
XR : Hey, I'm not the one getting a nose ring, I was just making a statement.
Booster : Then, who's getting a nose ring?
[gasp]
Booster : That's why Buzz wants to ditch us!
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Buzz Lightyear : I have a feeling that Zurg is planning his most diabolical scheme yet.
[cuts to Planet Z and Zurg]
Evil Emperor Zurg : This is my most diabolical scheme yet!
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Evil Emperor Zurg : Prepare to die, Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear : Not today, Zurg!
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Buzz Lightyear : This diabolical plot can only be the work of the sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance - Evil Emperor Zurg!
Warp Darkmatter : What plot? You think Zurg is behind every kitten stuck up a tree!
Buzz Lightyear : The fiend! Why can't he leave kitty-cats out of his nefarious schemes?
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Warp Darkmatter : Why didn't you tell me?
Buzz Lightyear : Sorry, it was strictly need-to-know classified.
Warp Darkmatter : I'm your partner, I need to know.
Buzz Lightyear : Now you do.
Warp Darkmatter : Anything else I should know?
Buzz Lightyear : No, I'd say you're up to speed.
Warp Darkmatter : Okay, thank you.
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Buzz Lightyear : Buzz Lightyear mission log: We've searched this gaseous planetoid from top to bottom with no sign of the missing personnel.
[car horn honks]
Buzz Lightyear : Hey!
Warp Darkmatter : C'mon, buddy, nobody ever reads those reports!
Buzz Lightyear : Warp, my friend, procedure is what separates us from the wicked forces of chaos.
Warp Darkmatter : Buzz, if it means less paperwork, I'll take chaos.
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Buzz Lightyear : And Commander Nebula approved a robot ranger? He hates robots.
LGM's (Little Green Men) : Well, he doesn't exactly... know.
Cmdr. Nebula : He does now!
LGM's (Little Green Men) : [gasp, all together] Oh, hello, Commander!
Cmdr. Nebula : So, you went ahead and built that "expendable ranger"!
LGM's (Little Green Men) : Um, *Experimental* Ranger.
Cmdr. Nebula : UNAUTHORIZED RANGER!
LGM's (Little Green Men) : Actually it was authorized... by you... aha... we slipped it in under our vacation request.
Cmdr. Nebula : Craters. They always get me that way.
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Buzz Lightyear : I must pause for a moment of silence in honor of my ship.
XR : Oh, please, Buzz! It was just a hunk of metal!
Mira Nova : OK, and you are...?
XR : In serious need of some personal space.
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Mira Nova : [in the shipping dock] Buzz, I have just one thing to say to you.
Buzz Lightyear : And what might that be?
Mira Nova : [ghosts her hand into his head] Goodnight.
Buzz Lightyear : [very woosey, before passing out] Tangian... brain... squeeze.
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[last lines]
Buzz Lightyear : [flying off] To infinity...
Buzz Lightyear , Mira Nova , XR , Booster : AND BEYOND!
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Buzz Lightyear : [arriving at the LGM home-world] At ease, little green citizens. Star Command is on the job.
LGM's (Little Green Men) : Yay!
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Buzz Lightyear : [after escaping the possessed rangers] Good work, people.
XR : And robot?
Buzz Lightyear : And robot.
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Mira Nova : [floating above the Uni-Mind holding Buzz] Mm-kay, Buzz, what are we going to actually do?
Buzz Lightyear : The LGM mind link was activated by a simple touch.
[Mira moves them closer and he reaches out]
Buzz Lightyear : Maybe. Just maybe.
[Buzz's hand touches the Uni-Mind, and a white light glows around it]
Mira Nova : You're doing it!
Buzz Lightyear : The power of good is a strong thing, Mira.
[the white light shrinks and they back away as Buzz is slightly electrocuted]
Mira Nova : But not strong enough.
Buzz Lightyear : Blast! Thanks to Zurg, the Uni-Mind is rotten to the core.
Mira Nova : [gets an idea] Then let's get you to the core.
[flies closer to the Uni-Mind]
Buzz Lightyear : You're gonna ghost me?
[Mira uses her ghosting powers on Buzz and pushes him into the Uni-Mind. Suddenly, she's pushed back by an electric shock]
Mira Nova : Aah! Buzz!
[the Uni-Mind suddenly glows white, then turns back into its original orange state. A green ring forms around it, and the ring ignites a powerful shock-wave across Planet Z]
Buzz Lightyear : [off-screen; echoing] To infinity, AND BEYOND!
[the wave spreads across the galaxy turning everyone who was affected back to normal, including Star Command]
Cmdr. Nebula : [smiles] Ah, Lightyear.
[cut to Zurg's ship]
Evil Emperor Zurg : No! My plan! MY GALAXY!
Grubs : Uni-Mind wave impact in three seconds!
Evil Emperor Zurg : CURSE YOU, BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!
[the shock-wave hits Zurg's ship]