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Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins (Video 2000) Poster

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Evil Emperor Zurg: If you want something turned evil, turn it evil yourself. That's what Nana Zurg always used to say to me, and she was plenty evil.

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[the Evil Emporer Zurg's new mind control ray is a success]

Evil Emperor Zurg: Another planet and it's mine! I'm not the man who knows the man! I AM the man!

Brain Pod #29: Uh, about my raise...?

Evil Emperor Zurg: Please. Once I enslave the universe, I won't need the likes of you. It'll be all Zurg, all the time! 24-7! Zurgie heaven!

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XR: You know, the guy's supposed to be some kind of evil genius, and best he can come up with is a ventriloquist act. What's next, evil juggling?

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Evil Emperor Zurg: Prepare to die, Buzz Lightyear!

Buzz Lightyear: Not today, Zurg!

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Buzz Lightyear: This diabolical plot can only be the work of the sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance - Evil Emperor Zurg!

Warp Darkmatter: What plot? You think Zurg is behind every kitten stuck up a tree!

Buzz Lightyear: The fiend! Why can't he leave kitty-cats out of his nefarious schemes?

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Buzz Lightyear: I have a feeling that Zurg is planning his most diabolical scheme yet.

[cuts to Planet Z and Zurg]

Evil Emperor Zurg: This is my most diabolical scheme yet!

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Evil Emperor Zurg: A delightful blend of man and machine... with just a naughty touch of lingonberry! I shall call you... Agent Z!

Agent Z: That's stupid.

Evil Emperor Zurg: My mother used to call me that!

Brain Pod #29: You know, he really, really likes that name.

Grubs, Self Destruct, Ranger #1, Rhizomian Man, and Cadet Flarn: Yes, he's been saving it for one of his most evil henchmen.

Agent Z: Agent Z, love it. Especially the whole "Z" thing.

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Booster: The Space Ranger Manual says "No Ranger is allowed to go on a mission without a partner." I think it's Section B, sub-section Delta.

Buzz Lightyear: Actually, it's sub-section Gamma.

XR: He's right, big guy, sub-section Delta's the dress code. Incidentally, why can't we have nose rings?

Buzz Lightyear: Because nose rings are for punks, little mister!

Mira Nova: Well if you can go out without a partner, I don't see why XR can't have a nose ring.

XR: Hey, I'm not the one getting a nose ring, I was just making a statement.

Booster: Then, who's getting a nose ring?

[gasp]

Booster: That's why Buzz wants to ditch us!

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Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z: [after revealing his identity as Agent Z to Buzz] My name's DARKmatter; who's surprised here?

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Buzz Lightyear: I must pause for a moment of silence in honor of my ship.

XR: Oh, please, Buzz! It was just a hunk of metal!

Mira Nova: OK, and you are...?

XR: In serious need of some personal space.

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[over an establishing shot of space]

Title Card: Space... Duh!

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Warp Darkmatter: Why didn't you tell me?

Buzz Lightyear: Sorry, it was strictly need-to-know classified.

Warp Darkmatter: I'm your partner, I need to know.

Buzz Lightyear: Now you do.

Warp Darkmatter: Anything else I should know?

Buzz Lightyear: No, I'd say you're up to speed.

Warp Darkmatter: Okay, thank you.

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Cmdr. Nebula: [about XR] Sweet mother of Venus, what did you do to him?

LGM 1: We, uh, fixed him.

LGM 2: We think.

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Warp Darkmatter: [to the LGM he just saved] Any reason you were looking to shake hands with a beast from 20,000 craters?

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Agent Z: [during the attack on the LGM homeworld] Agent Z to Zurg... They sent Lightyear.

Evil Emperor Zurg: [on his ship] That's why I sent you.

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Mira Nova: [in the shipping dock] Buzz, I have just one thing to say to you.

Buzz Lightyear: And what might that be?

Mira Nova: [ghosts her hand into his head] Goodnight.

Buzz Lightyear: [very woosey, before passing out] Tangian... brain... squeeze.

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XR: [plugs into the ship after the bounce landing on Planet Z] uh huh... yes... ok. The Alpha 1 is A.O.K. But it asks that we not DO that again!

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Warp Darkmatter: All I know is that we've searched half the Zeta quadrant to find the missing LGM's and what do we find? A lot of nothing!

[a gigantic alien monster rises up from a crater directly behind Warp. He sees Buzz's horrified expression]

Warp Darkmatter: [thumbing over his shouder] There's something really bad behind me, isn't there?

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